{"product_id":"commission-a-giant-sock-made-to-order","title":"Commission a Giant Sock — Made to Order","description":"\u003ch2\u003eYou want a Giant Sock. In YOUR colours. Made just for you. 🧦🔥\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou've seen it. You need it. But maybe red and white isn't your vibe — and that's absolutely fine. Commission your very own Giant Chunky Chenille Sock in any colour from our full range, finger-knitted by me, just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a fully bespoke, made-to-order piece. No two are exactly alike. That's the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eHow it works:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🛒 Place your order and pay in full\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e💬 I'll be in touch within 48 hours to confirm your colour choice and check stock availability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧶 Once confirmed, I'll get knitting — your sock will be ready within \u003cstrong\u003e4-6 weeks\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📦 Shipped to your door, ready to make everyone who walks into your home absolutely lose their mind\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe details:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧦 Genuinely enormous — taller than me, and I'm 5ft 4 (yes, really)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🧶 Finger-knitted by me from ultra-soft chunky chenille yarn — no needles, no machines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎨 Your choice of colour from our full range — just let me know your preference after ordering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e💪 3.8kg of pure chunky chenille goodness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🏠 Statement home decor, photo prop, or the most extra gift you've ever given\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🇬🇧 Made in the UK by Knit Me Harder Co.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eImportant to know:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eColour availability is subject to stock. If your first choice isn't available, I'll suggest alternatives — no surprises, always communicated before I start knitting. If you need it for a specific date, please message me before ordering so we can check lead times together.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWant to make your own?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e🧦 Find the pattern link in our Linktree (link in bio) or in the announcement bar at the top of our website — and get all the chunky chenille yarn you need right here at Knit Me Harder Co.!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Knit Me Harder Co.","offers":[{"title":"one size","offer_id":58345211527432,"sku":null,"price":150.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1014\/1410\/9448\/files\/Untitled_design_9.png?v=1785659073","url":"https:\/\/knitmeharder.co.uk\/products\/commission-a-giant-sock-made-to-order","provider":"Knit me Harder co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}